A Riot is an Ugly Thing

Downhill-facing dog position

We've had a lot of snow, at least for us, but I haven't come across (that's come spelled c-o-m-e) any young ladies in this position...pity.

What chess piece are you?

You Are a Bishop

You are limited in what kind of moves you make, but that only encourages you to be wilier. If you sit back and think carefully, you can be just as deadly as any of the other players on the board. It's all about using your head. While it does get annoying to be underestimated all the type, you can use that to your advantage. You can attack and retreat quickly, without anyone hardly noticing. As far as skills go, that's an excellent one to have!

What Chess Piece Are You?

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Fine wine

As a youngster, British actress, Helen Mirren never had an issue with nudity.  She was hot in Caligula and Excalibur.  I remember her well.

As she has matured, she now plays Shakespearean queens or distinguished British women of the upper-crust.  She seems to win more awards these days.  She still looks pretty good to me.

 

I take my duty as a renaissance man seriously. I feel it is important to leave my stamp in fine culture, as well as the fine art of grading women's butts.  As such, I like to occasionally offer my expertise in the category of fine dining.  I feel I can add the most to the culinary landscape in the area of sandwiches, as evidenced by my delicious entry The Guilty Pleasure. 

My next recipe is The Perfect Breakfast.

• French Toast (make it the long way or get the frozen kind)
• A package of bacon

1. Fry six to eight pieces of bacon per sandwich.
2. Fix your French Toast. I prefer the old fashioned way with eggs and milk and stuff.
3. Take one piece of French Toast and lay it flat.
4. Put the bacon on top.
5. Put the other piece of French Toast on top.
6. Repeat this for as long as the bacon and French Toast lasts
7. Eat this tasty sandwich.

This is really good. You can substitute ham, Canadian bacon, or scrapple for regular bacon. I think one day I'll try all four at the same time, and if my heart survives, I'll write about it. 

The Best Bird of 2009

The best bird sighting of the year 2009, and I think Sweetie will concur, on our Audubon Society outing to Caledon Natural Area, Virginia, on October 11th, was the Cedar Waxwings (Bombycilla cedrorum).  We saw numerous waxwings feeding, flying about, and we heard their soft, almost whispering, whistled call .  

The Cedar Waxwing has always been one of my favorite birds.  You can't deny it is a stunningly beautiful bird.  When you see them through binoculars, they look extremely soft and delicate.

Uncle Keith's Hottie of 2009

My Uncle Keith's Hottie of the Year 2009 is little Hayden Panetteire.  She's been catching grief from the gossip rags because they say she's not skinny enough.  It just goes to show how screwed up things have become.  She's short and not pencil thin; She looks good to me.  Sadly, it seems these ladies are damned if they do, and damned if they don't.  They either get trashed for being too thick or too thin.  Seems kind of stupid.  Anyway, I like Hayden; she's short and her bones don't stick out. I like that. 

Most significant event in science for the year 2009

Many of you remember that I had a dream that the world would be destroyed on April 27th, 2009. Fortunately, this didn't happen.  I can only surmise that the world was saved by something tremendously heroic that I did, but we don't understand or haven't discovered at this time.  Yeah me!!!

The butterfly effect

You can find fewer concrete examples of The Butterfly Effect, of Chaos Theory, than the disaster wrought by O. J. Simpson murdering his estranged wife, Nicole Brown.  Let's follow the trail of dependent occurrences that lead to a global disaster. Former NFL running back, O. J. Simpson, murders his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman, on June 12, 1994. Simpson hires a dream team of expensive lawyers to defend him; Johnnie Cochran, Robert Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey, and Robert Kardashian.

Robert Kardashian is the father of four children; Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Robert Kardashian. Kim appears in a few episodes of The Simple Life with fellow rich, young, socialite, whore, Paris Hilton. Gossip rags begin to keep tabs on the Kardashians, especially Kim, after she appears in a sex tape. E! network decides to award three, rich, young, socialite, whores; Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe a reality show called Keeping up with the Kardashians. Now, every channel is polluted with these vapid slatterns and they have begun breeding. Thanks OJ!!!

Merry Christmas!

Makes you go hmmmm

I can't take credit for this; it was TMZ's idea.